Come some ye faithful

I thought I'd write a Christmas Carol expressing many people's actual views:

O come, some ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of angels;
O come, let heterosexuals adore him,
O come, let heterosexuals adore him,
O Come, let heterosexuals adore him, Christ the Lord.

God of God,
Light of Light,
Lo! he abhors not the Virgin's womb:
He abhors just most other woman
Very God,
Begotten, not created;

O come, some ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of angels;
O come, let the married men adore him,
O come, let the married men adore him,
O Come, let the married men adore him, Christ the Lord.

Sing, choirs of angels,
Sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye republican citizens of heaven above;
Glory to God
In the highest;

O come, some ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of the USA;
O come, let Republicans adore him,
O come, let Republicans adore him,
O Come, let Republicans adore him, Christ the Lord.

See how the shepherds,
Summoned to his cradle,
Leaving their flocks, draw nigh to gaze;
We too will thither not very hard
and Bend our joyful footsteps;
This be the last child of unmarried parents we need ever care about.

O come, some ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
If you can afford the plane
then Come and behold him,
Born the King of angels;
O come, let the middle class adore him,
O come, let middle class adore him,
O Come, let middle class adore him, Christ the Lord.

Child, for us sinners
Poor and in the manger,
We would embrace thee, with love and awe;
Who would not live thee,
Loving us so dearly? Refrain

O come, some ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of angels;
O come, let us adore him,
O come, let us adore him,
O Come, let us adore him, Christ the Lord over all the right people.