Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Am I still a virgin if I've had anal/oral sex?

Dan Savage is trying to define the word "saddleback" in a way that embarrass Rick Warren (Chief pastor of Saddleback church). The definition that seems to be sticking is:
'Saddlebacking' should be the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. 'After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.' Please, please adopt this definition!"(dedicated site)
Of course the problem is the kids are right. The people who think they are wrong are confusing chastity (purity of soul) with virginity (purity of body). Augustine (De Virgin. viii) "virginity is continence whereby integrity of the flesh is vowed, consecrated and observed in honor of the Creator of both soul and flesh." In other words as long as the integrity of the flesh is maintained virginity is maintained. The church has a notion of "virgins in the flesh but not in the spirit" which is a violation of chastity, not a violation of virginity. (example Jerome's letters to Eustochium) and that IMHO is the correct status for kids that engage in non vaginal sex acts but have never engaged in vaginal penetration. They lack chastity but not virginity.

Now what's interesting is this is a rising phenomenon. While at some point I'll do my upcoming series "Sex and Fundamentalism" which discusses virginity pledges, it does appear these sorts of pledges cuts the age for first anal sex by several years (to below the level of first vaginal sex for kids whose parents are liberal about sex). So this is a big issue.

On a related topic some kids think they are virgins if they have had vaginal sex but not ejaculated. And again loss of virginity is loss of integrity of the flesh. Once penetration happens virginity is lost.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Biblical inconsistencies, a blast from the past

Was rereading some older arguments I used to make and ran into a list. I know most of these have standard refutations still it is a useful reference list.

BIBLICAL INCONSISTENCIES
Compiled by Donald Morgan
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GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light
and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created
until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.
GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.
LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth
which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin.
(Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter
is twice that for a son.)

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.
GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.
(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the
concept of omniscience.)

GE 2:4, 4:26, 12:8, 22:14-16, 26:25 God was already known as "the
Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) much earlier than the time of Moses.
EX 6:2-3 God was first known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) at
the time of the Egyptian Bondage, during the life of Moses.

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden
fruit.
GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

GE 2:15-17, 3:4-6 It is wrong to want to be able to tell good from
evil.
HE 5:13-14 It is immature to be unable to tell good from evil.

GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.
2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all
alike.

GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees
everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.GE 4:16 Cain went away
(or out) from the presence of the Lord.
JE 23:23-24 A man cannot hide from God. God fills heaven and earth.

GE 6:4 There were Nephilim (giants) before the Flood.
GE 7:21 All creatures other than Noah and his clan were annihilated
by the Flood.
NU 13:33 There were Nephilim after the Flood.

GE 6:6. EX 32:14, NU 14:20, 1SA 15:35, 2SA 24:16 God does change
his mind.
NU 23:19-20, IS 15:29, JA 1:17 God does not change his mind.

GE 6:19-22, 7:8-9, 7:14-16 Two of each kind are to be taken, and
are taken, aboard Noah's Ark.
GE 7:2-5 Seven pairs of some kinds are to be taken (and are taken)
aboard the Ark.

GE 7:1 Noah was righteous.
JB 1:1,8 2:3 Job was righteous.
LK 1:6 Zechariah and Elizabeth were righteous.
JA 5:16 Some men are righteous, (which makes their prayers
effective).
1JN 3:6-9 Christians become righteous (or else they are not really
Christians).
RO 3:10, 3:23, 1JN 1:8-10 No one was or is righteous.

GE 7:7 Noah and his clan enter the Ark.
GE 7:13 They enter the Ark (again?).

GE 11:7-9 God sows discord.
PR 6:16-19 God hates anyone who sows discord.

GE 11:9 At Babel, the Lord confused the language of the whole
world.
1CO14:33 Paul says that God is not the author of confusion.

GE 11:12 Arpachshad [Arphaxad] was the father of Shelah.
LK 3:35-36 Cainan was the father of Shelah. Arpachshad was the
grandfather of Shelah.

GE 11:16 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born.
GE 11:32 Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at
the time).
GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after
Terah died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he
died; or Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years.

GE 12:7, 17:1, 18:1, 26:2, 32:30, EX 3:16, 6:2-3, 24:9-11, 33:11,
NU 12:7-8, 14:14, JB 42:5, AM 7:7-8, 9:1 God is seen.
EX 33:20, JN 1:18, 1JN 4:12 God is not seen. No one can see God's
face and live. No one has ever seen him.

GE 10:5, 20, 31 There were many languages before the Tower of
Babel.
GE 11:1 There was only one language before the Tower of Babel.
GE 15:9, EX 20:24, 29:10-42, LE 1:1-7:38, NU 28:1-29:40 God details
sacrificial offerings.
JE 7:21-22 God says he did no such thing.

GE 16:15, 21:1-3, GA 4:22 Abraham had two sons, Ishmael and Isaac.
HE 11:17 Abraham had only one son.

GE 17:1, 35:11, 1CH 29:11-12, LK 1:37 God is omnipotent. Nothing is
impossible with (or for) God.
JG 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat
the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots.

GE 17:7, 10-11 The covenant of circumcision is to be everlasting.
GA 6:15 It is of no consequence.

GE 17:8 God promises Abraham the land of Canaan as an "everlasting
possession."
GE 25:8, AC 7:2-5, HE 11:13 Abraham died with the promise
unfulfilled.

GE 17:15-16, 20:11-12, 22:17 Abraham and his half sister, Sarai,
are married and receive God's blessings.
LE 20:17, DT 27:20-23 Incest is wrong.

GE 18:20-21 God decides to "go down" to see what is going on.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees
everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

GE 19:30-38 While he is drunk, Lot's two daughters "lie with him,"
become pregnant, and give birth to his offspring.
2PE 2:7 Lot was "just" and "righteous."

GE 22:1-12, DT 8:2 God tempts (tests) Abraham and Moses.
JG 2:22 God himself says that he does test (tempt).
1CO 10:13 Paul says that God controls the extent of our temptations.
JA 1:13 God tests (tempts) no one.

GE 35:10 God says Jacob is to be called Jacob no longer; henceforth
his name is Israel.
GE 46:2 At a later time, God himself uses the name Jacob.

GE 36:11 The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, and
Kenaz.
GE 36:15-16 Teman, Omar, Zepho, Kenaz.
1CH 1:35-36 Teman, Omar, Zephi, Gatam, Kenaz, Timna, and Amalek.

GE 49:2-28 The fathers of the twelve tribes of Israel are: Reuben,
Simeon, Levi, Judah, Zebulun, Issachar, Dan, Gad, Asher, Naphtali,
Joseph, and Benjamin.
RE 7:4-8 (Leaves out the tribe of Dan, but adds Manasseh.)
GE 50:13 Jacob was buried in a cave at Machpelah bought from Ephron
the Hittite.
AC 7:15-16 He was buried in the sepulchre at Shechem, bought from
the sons of Hamor.

EX 3:1 Jethro was the father-in-law of Moses.
NU 10:29, JG 4:11 (KJV) Hobab was the father-in-law of Moses.

EX 3:20-22, DT 20:13-17 God instructs the Israelites to despoil the
Egyptians, to plunder their enemies.
EX 20:15, 17, LE 19:13 God prohibits stealing, defrauding, or
robbing a neighbor.

EX 4: 11 God decides who will be dumb, deaf, blind, etc.
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love.

EX 9:3-6 God destroys all the cattle (including horses) belonging
to the Egyptians.
EX 9:9-11 The people and the cattle are afflicted with boils.
EX 12:12, 29 All the first-born of the cattle of the Egyptians are
destroyed.
EX 14:9 After having all their cattle destroyed, then afflicted
with boils, and then their first-born cattle destroyed, the
Egyptians pursue Moses on horseback.

EX 12:13 The Israelites have to mark their houses with blood in
order for God to see which houses they occupy and "pass over" them.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees
everything. Nothing is hidden from God.

EX 12:37, NU 1:45-46 The number of men of military age who take
part in the Exodus is given as more than 600,000. Allowing for
women, children, and older men would probably mean that a total of
about 2,000,000 Israelites left Egypt.
1KI 20:15 All the Israelites, including children, number only 7000
at a later time.

EX 15:3, 17:16, NU 25:4, 32:14, IS 42:13 God is a man of war--he
is fierce and angry.
RO 15:33, 2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love and
peace.

EX 20:1-17 God gave the law directly to Moses (without using an
intermediary).
GA 3:19 The law was ordained through angels by a mediator (an
intermediary).

EX 20:4 God prohibits the making of any graven images whatsoever.
EX 25:18 God enjoins the making of two graven images.

EX 20:5, 34:7, NU 14:18, DT 5:9, IS 14:21-22 Children are to suffer
for their parent's sins.
DT 24:16, EZ 18:19-20 Children are not to suffer for their parent's
sins.

EX 20:8-11, 31:15-17, 35:1-3 No work is to be done on the Sabbath,
not even lighting a fire. The commandment is permanent, and death
is required for infractions.
MK 2:27-28 Jesus says that the Sabbath was made for man, not man
for the Sabbath (after his disciples were criticized for breaking
the Sabbath).
RO 14:5, CO 2:14-16 Paul says the Sabbath commandment was
temporary, and to decide for yourself regarding its observance.

EX 20:12, DT 5:16, MT 15:4, 19:19, MK 7:10, 10:19, LK 18:20 Honor
your father and your mother is one of the ten commandments. It is
reinforced by Jesus.
MT 10:35-37, LK 12:51-53, 14:26 Jesus says that he has come to
divide families; that a man's foes will be those of his own
household; that you must hate your father, mother, wife, children,
brothers, sisters, and even your own life to be a disciple.
MT 23:9 Jesus says to call no man on earth your father.

EX 20:13, DT 5:17, MK 10:19, LK 18:20, RO 13:9, JA 2:11 God
prohibits killing.
GE 34:1-35:5 God condones trickery and killing.
EX 32:27, DT 7:2, 13:15, 20:1-18 God orders killing.
(Note: See Atrocities section for many more examples.)
2KI 19:35 An angel of the Lord slaughters 185,000 men.

EX 20:14 God prohibits adultery.
HO 1:2 God instructs Hosea to "take a wife of harlotry."

EX 21:23-25, LE 24:20, DT 19:21 A life for a life, an eye for an
eye, etc.
MT 5:38-44, LK 6:27-29 Turn the other cheek. Love your enemies.

EX 23:7 God prohibits the killing of the innocent.
NU 31:17-18, DT 7:2, JS 6:21-27, 7:19-26, 8:22-25, 10:20, 40,
11:8-15, 20, 30-39, JG 11:30-39, 21:10-12 1SA 15:3 God orders or
approves the complete extermination of groups of people which
include innocent women and/or children.
(Note: See Atrocities section for many other examples of the
killing of innocents.)

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does
not lie.
NU 14:30 God breaks his promise.

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does
not lie.
1KI 22:21-23 God condones a spirit of deception.

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does
not lie.
2TH 2:11-12 God deludes people, making them believe what is false,
so as to be able to condemn them. (Note: some versions use the word
persuade here. The context makes clear, however, that deception is
involved.)

EX 34:6-7 JS 24:19, 1CH 16:34 God is faithful, holy and
good.
IS 45:6-7, LA 3:8, AM 3:6 God is responsible for evil.

EX 34:6-7, HE 9:27 God remembers sin, even when it has been
forgiven.
JE 31:34 God does not remember sin when it has been forgiven.

LE 3:17 God himself prohibits forever the eating of blood and fat.
MT 15:11, CN 2:20-22 Jesus and Paul say that such rules don't
matter--they are only human injunctions.

LE 19:18, MT 22:39 Love your neighbor [as much as] yourself.
1CO 10:24 Put your neighbor ahead of yourself.

LE 21:10 The chief priest is not to rend his clothes.
MT 26:65, MK 14:63 He does so during the trial of Jesus.

LE 25:37, PS 15:1, 5 It is wrong to lend money at interest.
MT 25:27, LK 19:23-27 It is wrong to lend money without interest.

NU 11:33 God inflicts sickness.
JB 2:7 Satan inflicts sickness.

NU 15:24-28 Sacrifices can, in at least some case, take away sin.
HE 10:11 They never take away sin.

NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.
1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague.

NU 30:2 God enjoins the making of vows (oaths).
MT 5:33-37 Jesus forbids doing so, saying that they arise from evil
(or the Devil).

NU 33:38 Aaron died on Mt. Hor.
DT 10:6 Aaron died in Mosera.

NU 33:41-42 After Aaron's death, the Israelites journeyed from Mt.
Hor, to Zalmonah, to Punon, etc.
DT 10:6-7 It was from Mosera, to Gudgodah, to Jotbath.

DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21 God is sometimes angry.
MT 5:22 Anger is a sin.

DT 7:9-10 God destroys his enemies.
MT 5:39-44 Do not resist your enemies. Love them.

DT 18:20-22 A false prophet is one whose words do not come true.
Death is required.
EZ 14:9 A prophet who is deceived, is deceived by God himself.
Death is still required.

DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.
IS 56:4-5 Some castrates will receive special rewards.

DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.
MT 19:12 Men are encouraged to consider making themselves castrates
for the sake of the Kingdom of God.

DT 24:1-5 A man can divorce his wife simply because she displeases
him and both he and his wife can remarry.
MK 10:2-12 Divorce is wrong, and to remarry is to commit adultery.

DT 24:16, 2KI 14:6, 2CH 25:4, EZ 18:20 Children are not to suffer
for their parent's sins.
RO 5:12, 19, 1CO 15:22 Death is passed to all men by the sin of
Adam.

DT 30:11-20 It is possible to keep the law.
RO 3:20-23 It is not possible to keep the law.

JS 11:20 God shows no mercy to some.
LK 6:36, JA 5:11 God is merciful.

JG 4:21 Sisera was sleeping when Jael killed him.
JG 5:25-27 Sisera was standing.

GE 4:15, DT 32:4, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.
EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE 12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming
fire.
EX 20:5, 34:14, DT 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous
god.
LE 26:7-8, NU 31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7
The Spirit of God is (sometimes) murder and killing.
NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8,
17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His anger is sometimes
fierce.
2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ... he heard my voice; ...
The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he was angry. Smoke came
from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his mouth, burning
coals blazed out of it."
EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is jealous and furious. He reserves wrath
for, and takes revenge on, his enemies. "... who can abide in the
fierceness of his anger? His fury is poured out like fire, and
rocks are thrown down by him."
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is love
GA 5:22-23 The fruit of the Spirit of God is love, joy, peace,
patience, kindness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

JS 10:38-40 Joshua himself captured Debir.
JG 1:11-15 It was Othniel, who thereby obtained the hand of Caleb's
daughter, Achsah.

1SA 8:2-22 Samuel informs God as to what he has heard from others.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees and
hears everything.
1SA 9:15-17 The Lord tells Samuel that Saul has been chosen to lead
the Israelites and will save them from the Philistines.
1SA 15:35 The Lord is sorry that he has chosen Saul.
1SA 31:4-7 Saul commits suicide and the Israelites are overrun by
the Philistines.

1SA 15:7-8, 20 The Amalekites are utterly destroyed.
1SA 27:8-9 They are utterly destroyed (again?).
1SA 30:1, 17-18 They raid Ziklag and David smites them (again?).

1SA 16:10-11, 17:12 Jesse had seven sons plus David, or eight
total.
1CH 2:13-15 He had seven total.

1SA 16:19-23 Saul knew David well before the latter's encounter
with Goliath.
1SA 17:55-58 Saul did not know David at the time of his encounter
with Goliath and had to ask about David's identity.

1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath with a slingshot.
1SA 17:51 David killed Goliath (again?) with a sword.

1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath.
2SA 21:19 Elhanan killed Goliath.
(Note: Some translations insert the words the brother of before
Elhanan. These are an addition to the earliest manuscripts in an
apparent attempt to rectify this inconsistency.)

1SA 21:1-6 Ahimalech was high priest when David ate the bread.
MK 2:26 Abiathar was high priest at the time.

1SA 28:6 Saul inquired of the Lord, but received no answer.
1CH 10:13-14 Saul died for not inquiring of the Lord.

1SA 31:4-6 Saul killed himself by falling on his sword.
2SA 1:2-10 Saul, at his own request, was slain by an Amalekite.
2SA 21:12 Saul was killed by the Philistines on Gilboa.
1CH 10:13-14 Saul was slain by God.

2SA 6:23 Michal was childless.
2SA 21:8 (KJV) She had five sons.2SA 24:1 The Lord inspired David
to take the census.
1CH 21:1 Satan inspired the census.

2SA 24:9 The census count was: Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000.
1CH 21:5 The census count was: Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000.

2SA 24:10-17 David sinned in taking the census.
1KI 15:5 David's only sin (ever) was in regard to another matter.

2SA 24:24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the purchase of a
property.
1CH 21:22-25 He paid 600 shekels of gold.

1KI 3:12 God made Solomon the wisest man that ever lived, yet ....
1KI 11:1-13 Solomon loved many foreign women (against God's
explicit prohibition) who turned him to other gods (for which he
deserved death).

1KI 3:12, 4:29, 10:23-24, 2CH 9:22-23 God made Solomon the wisest
king and the wisest man that ever lived. There never has been nor
will be another like him.
MT 12:42, LK 11:31 Jesus says: "... now one greater than Solomon
is here."

1KI 4:26 Solomon had 40,000 horses (or stalls for horses).
2CH 9:25 He had 4,000 horses (or stalls for horses).

1KI 5:16 Solomon had 3,300 supervisors.
2CH 2:2 He had 3,600 supervisors.

1KI 7:15-22 The two pillars were 18 cubits high.
2CH 3:15-17 They were 35 cubits high.

1KI 7:26 Solomon's "molten sea" held 2000 "baths" (1 bath = about 8
gallons).
2CH 4:5 It held 3000 "baths."

1KI 8:12, 2CH 6:1, PS 18:11 God dwells in thick darkness.
1TI 6:16 God dwells in unapproachable light.

1KI 8:13, AC 7:47 Solomon, whom God made the wisest man ever, built
his temple as an abode for God.
AC 7:48-49 God does not dwell in temples built by men.

1KI 9:28 420 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
2CH 8:18 450 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.

1KI 15:14 Asa did not remove the high places.
2CH 14:2-3 He did remove them.

1KI 16:6-8 Baasha died in the 26th year of King Asa's reign.
2CH 16:1 Baasha built a city in the 36th year of King Asa's
reign.1KI 16:23 Omri became king in the thirty-first year of Asa's
reign and he reigned for a total of twelve years..
1KI 16:28-29 Omri died, and his son Ahab became king in the thirty-
eighth year of Asa's reign. (Note: Thirty-one through thirty-eight
equals a reign of seven or eight years.)

1KI 22:23, 2CH 18:22, 2TH 2:11 God himself causes a lying spirit.
PR 12:22 God abhors lying lips and delights in honesty.

1KI 22:42-43 Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places.
2CH 17:5-6 He did remove them.

2KI 2:11 Elijah went up to heaven.
JN 3:13 Only the Son of Man (Jesus) has ever ascended to heaven.
2CO 12:2-4 An unnamed man, known to Paul, went up to heaven and
came back.
HE 11:5 Enoch was translated to heaven.

2KI 4:32-37 A dead child is raised (well before the time of Jesus).
MT 9:18-25, JN 11:38-44 Two dead persons are raised (by Jesus
himself).
AC 26:23 Jesus was the first to rise from the dead.

2KI 8:25-26 Ahaziah was 22 years old when he began his reign.
2CH 22:1 He was 42 when he began his reign.

2KI 9:27 Jehu shot Ahaziah near Ibleam. Ahaziah fled to Meggido and
died there.
2CH 22:9 Ahaziah was found hiding in Samaria, brought to Jehu, and
put to death.

2KI 16:5 The King of Syria and the son of the King of Israel did
not conquer Ahaz.
2CH 28:5-6 They did conquer Ahaz.

2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) was eighteen years old when he
began to reign.
2CH 36:9 He was eight.
(Note: This discrepancy has been "corrected" in some versions.)

2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) reigned three months.
2CH 36:9 He reigned three months and ten days.

2KI 24:17 Jehoiachin (Jehoaikim) was succeeded by his uncle.
2CH 36:10 He was succeeded by his brother.

1CH 3:11-13 The lineage is: Joram, Ahaziah, Joash, Amaziah,
Azariah, Jotham.
MT 1:8-9 It is: Joram, Uzziah, Jotham, etc.

1CH 3:19 Pedaiah was the father of Zerubbabel.
ER 3:2 Shealtiel was the father of Zerubbabel.

2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 There is no injustice or partiality
with the Lord.
RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on (and hardens the hearts of) whom he
pleases.

ER 2:3-64 (Gives the whole congregation as 42,360.)
(The actual sum of the numbers is about 30,000.)

JB 2:3-6, 21:7-13, 2TI 3:12 The godly are persecuted and chastised
but the wicked grow old, wealthy, and powerful, unchastised by God.
PS 55:23, 92:12-14, PR 10:2-3, 27-31, 12:2, 21 The lives of the
wicked are cut short. The righteous flourish and obtain favor from
the Lord.

PS 10:1 God cannot be found in time of need. He is "far off."
PS 145:18 God is near to all who call upon him in truth.

PS 22:1-2 God sometimes forsakes his children. He does not answer.
PS 46:1 God is a refuge, a strength, a very present help.

PS 30:5, JE 3:12, MI 7:18 God's anger does not last forever.
JE 17:4, MT 25:46 It does last forever. (He has provided for
eternal punishment.)

PS 78:69, EC 1:4, 3:14 The earth was established forever.
PS 102:25-26, MT 24:35, MK 13:31, LK 21:33, HE 1:10-11, 2PE 3:10
The earth will someday perish.

GE 27:28 "May God give you ... an abundance of grain and new wine."
DT 7:13 If they follow his commandments, God will bless the fruit
of their wine.
PS 104:5 God gives us wine to gladden the heart.
JE 13:12 "... every bottle shall be filled with wine."
JN 2:1-11 According to the author of John, Jesus' first miracle was
turning water to wine.
RO 14:21 It is good to refrain from drinking wine.

PR 3:13, 4:7, 19:8, JA 1:5 Happy is the man who finds wisdom. Get
wisdom.
LK 2:40, 52 Jesus was filled with wisdom and found favor with God.
1CO 1:19-25, 3:18-20 Wisdom is foolishness.

PR 12:2, RO 8:28 A good man obtains favor from the Lord.
2TI 3:12, HE 12:6 The godly will be persecuted.

PR 14:8 The wisdom of a prudent man is to discern his way.
MT 6:25-34 Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take care of you.

PR 14:15-18 The simple believe everything and acquire folly; the
prudent look where they are going and are crowned with knowledge.
MT 18:3, LK 18:17 You must believe as little children do.
1CO 1:20, 27 God has made the wisdom of the world foolish so as to
shame the wise.PR 16:4 God made the wicked for the "day of evil."
MT 11:25, MK 4:11-12 God and Jesus hide some things from some
people.
JN 6:65 No one can come to Jesus unless it is granted by God.
RO 8:28-30 Some are predestined to be called to God, believe in
Jesus, and be justified.
RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on, and hardens the hearts of, whom he
pleases.
2TH 2:11-12 God deceives the wicked so as to be able to condemn
them.
1TI 2:3-4, 2PE 3:9 [Yet] God wants all to be saved.

PR 8:13, 16:6 It is the fear of God that keeps men from evil.
1JN 4:18 There is no fear in love. Perfect love drives out fear.
1JN 5:2, 2JN 1:6 Those who love God keep his commandments.

PR 26:4 Do not answer a fool. To do so makes you foolish too.
PR 26:5 Answer a fool. If you don't, he will think himself wise.

PR 30:5 Every word of God proves true.
JE 8:8 The scribes falsify the word of God.
JE 20:7, EZ 14:9, 2TH 2:11-12 God himself deceives people.
(Note: Some versions translate deceive as "persuade." The context
makes clear, however, that deception is involved.)

IS 3:13 God stands to judge.
JL 3:12 He sits to judge.

IS 44:24 God created heaven and earth alone.
JN 1:1-3 Jesus took part in creation.

JE 12:13 Some sow wheat but reap thorns.
MI 6:15 Some sow but won't reap anything.
MT 25:26, LK 19:22 Some reap without sowing.
2CO 9:6, GA 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

JE 32:18 God shows love to thousands, but brings punishment for the
sins of their fathers to many children.
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love.

JE 34:4-5 Zedekiah was to die in peace.
JE 52:10-11 Instead, Zedekaih's sons are slain before his eyes, his
eyes are then put out, he is bound in fetters, taken to Babylon and
left in prison to die.

EZ 20:25-26 The law was not good. The sacrifice of children was for
the purpose of horrifying the people so that they would know that
God is Lord.
RO 7:12, 1TI 1:8 The law is good.

EZ 26:15-21 God says that Tyre will be destroyed and will never be
found again.
(Nebudchanezzar failed to capture or destroy Tyre. It is still
inhabited.)

DN 5:1 (Gives the title of "king" to Belshazzar.)
(Bleshazzar was actually the "viceroy.")

DN 5:2 (Says that Nebuchadnezzar was the father of Belshazzar, but
actually, Nebodnius was the father of Belshazzar.)
(Note: Some versions attempt to correct this error by making the
verse say that Nebuchadnezzar was the grandfather of Bleshazzar.)

ZE 11:12-13 Mentions "thirty pieces" and could possibly be thought
to be connected with the Potter's Field prophesy referred to in
Matthew.
MT 27:9 Jeremiah is given as the source of the prophesy regarding
the purchase of the Potter's Field.
(Note: There is no such prophesy in Jeremiah.)

MT 1:6-7 The lineage of Jesus is traced through David's son,
Solomon.
LK 3:23-31 It is traced through David's son, Nathan.
(Note: Some apologists assert that Luke traces the lineage through
Mary. That this is untrue is obvious from the context since Luke
and Matthew both clearly state that Joseph was Jesus' father.)

MT 1:16 Jacob was Joseph's father.
LK 3:23 Heli was Joseph's father.

MT 1:17 There were twenty-eight generations from David to Jesus.
LK 3:23-38 There were forty-three.

MT 1:18-21 The Annunciation occurred after Mary had conceived
Jesus.
LK 1:26-31 It occurred before conception.

MT 1:20 The angel spoke to Joseph.
LK 1:28 The angel spoke to Mary.

MT 1:20-23, LK 1:26-33 An angel announces to Joseph and/or Mary
that the child (Jesus) will be "great," the "son of the Most High,"
etc., and ....
MT 3:13-17, MK 1:9-11 The baptism of Jesus is accompanied by the
most extraordinary happenings, yet ....
MK 3:21 Jesus' own relatives (or friends) attempt to constrain him,
thinking that he might be out of his mind, and ....
MK 6:4-6 Jesus says that a prophet is without honor in his own
house (which certainly should not have been the case considering
the Annunciation and the Baptism).MT 1:23 He will be called
Emmanuel (or Immanuel).
MT 1:25 Instead, he was called Jesus.

MT 2:13-16 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary flee to
Egypt, (where they stay until after Herod's death) in order to
avoid the murder of their firstborn by Herod. Herod slaughters all
male infants two years old and under. (Note: John the Baptist,
Jesus' cousin, though under two is somehow spared without fleeing
to Egypt.)
LK 2:22-40 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary remain in
the area of Jerusalem for the Presentation (about forty days) and
then return to Nazareth without ever going to Egypt. There is no
slaughter of the infants.

MT 2:23 "And he went and lived in a town called Nazareth. So was
fulfilled what was said through the prophets: He will be called a
Nazarene.'"
(This prophecy is not found in the OT, and while Jesus is often
referred to as "Jesus of Nazareth", he is seldom referred to as
"Jesus the Nazarene.")

MT 3:11-14, JN 1:31-34 John realized the true identity of Jesus (as
the Messiah) either prior to the actual Baptism, or from the
Baptism onward. The very purpose of John's baptism was to reveal
Jesus to Israel.
MT 11:2-3 After the Baptism, John sends his disciples to ask if
Jesus is the Messiah.

MT 3:12, 13:42 Hell is a furnace of fire (and must therefore be
light).
MT 8:12, 22:13, 25:30 Hell is an "outer darkness" (and therefore
dark).

MT 3:16, MK 1:10 It was Jesus who saw the Spirit descending.
JN 1:32 It was John who saw the Spirit descending.

MT 3:17 The heavenly voice addressed the crowd: "This is my beloved
Son."
MK 1:11, LK 3:22 The voice addressed Jesus: "You are my beloved
Son...."

MT 4:1-11, MK 1:12-13 Immediately following his Baptism, Jesus
spent forty days in the wilderness resisting temptation by the
Devil.
JN 2:1-11 Three days after the Baptism, Jesus was at the wedding in
Cana.

MT 4:5-8 The Devil took Jesus to the pinnacle of the temple, then
to the mountain top.
LK 4:5-9 First to the mountain top, then to the pinnacle of the
temple.

MT 4:18-20, MK 1:16-18 (One story about choosing Peter as a
disciple.)
LK 5:2-11 (A different story.)
JN 1:35-42 (Still another story.)

MT 5:1 - 7:29 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on
the mount.
LK 6:17-49 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on the
plain.
(Note: No such sermons are mentioned in either MK or JN, and Paul
seems totally unfamiliar with either the sermon on the mount or the
sermon on the plain.)

MT 5:16 Good works should be seen.
MT 6:1-4 They should be kept secret.

MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus underscores the permanence of the law.
LE 10:8 - 11:47, DT 14:3-21 The law distinguishes between clean and
unclean foods.
MK 7:14-15, MK 7:18-19 Jesus says that there is no such
distinction.
1TI 4:1-4 All foods are clean according to Paul.

MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus did not come to abolish the law.
EP 2:13-15, HE 7:18-19 Jesus did abolish the law.

MT 5:22 Anyone who calls another a fool is liable to Hell.
MT 7:26 Jesus says that anyone who hears his words and does not do
them is a fool. (Note: The translation now prevalent, "like a
foolish man," in MT 7:26 is a dishonest attempt to alleviate the
obvious inconsistency here in that the oldest Greek manuscripts use
the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT 5:22 and "like a
foolish man" in MT 7:26.)
MT 23:17-19 Jesus twice calls the Pharisees blind fools.
MT 25:2, 3, 8 Jesus likens the maidens who took no oil to fools.
(Note: Again, this is the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT
5:22 and MT 23:17-19.)
1CO 1:23, 3:18, 4:10 Paul uses fool with regard to Christians
becoming fools for Christ.
(Note: Again, this is the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT
5:22 and MT 23:17-19.)

MT 5:22 Anger by itself is a sin.
EP 4:26 Anger is not necessarily a sin.

MT 5:22 Anger by itself is a sin.
MT 11:22 -24, LK 10:113-15 Jesus curses the inhabitants of several
cities who are not sufficiently impressed with his mighty works.
MT 21:19, MK 11:12-14 Jesus curses a fig tree when it fails to bear
fruit out of season.
MK 3:5 Jesus looks around "angrily."

MT 5:32 Divorce, except on the grounds of unchastity, is wrong.
MK 10:11-12 Divorce on any grounds is wrong.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Jesus says: "Do not resist evil. Love your
enemies."
MT 6:15, 12:34, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 17, 19, 27, 29, 33, MK 7:6,
LK 11:40, 44, 12:56 Jesus repeatedly hurls epithets at his
opponents.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Do not resist evil. Love your enemies.
LK 19:27 God is likened to one who destroys his enemies.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Do not resist evil. Love your enemies.
2JN 1:9-11 Shun anyone who does not hold the proper doctrine.
MT 5:43-44, MT 22:39 Love your enemies. Love your neighbor as
yourself.
MT 10:5 Go nowhere among the Gentiles nor enter a Samaritan town.

MT 5:45, 7:21 God resides in heaven.
MK 13:32 The angels reside in heaven
AC 7:55, HE 12:2 Jesus is at the right hand of God, in heaven.
1PE 1:3-4 Believers will inherit eternal life in heaven.
MT 24:35, MK 13:31, LK 21:33 Heaven will pass away.

MT 6:13 God might lead us into temptation and it is better avoided.
JA 1:2-3 Temptation is joy.

MT 6:13 Jesus' prayer implies that God might lead us into
temptation.
JA 1:13 God tempts no one.

MT 6:25-34, LK 12:22-31 Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take
care of you.
1TI 5:8 A man who does not provide for his family is worse than an
infidel.
(Note: Providing for a family certainly involves taking care for
tomorrow.)

MT 7:1-2 Do not judge.
MT 7:15-20 Instructions for judging a false prophet.

MT 7:7-8, LK 11:9-10 Ask and it will be given. Seek and you will
find.
LK 13:24 Many will try to enter the Kingdom but will be unable.

MT 7:21 Not everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be
saved.
AC 2:21, RO 10:13 Whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be
saved.
AC 2:39 Those God calls to himself will be saved.

MT 7:21, LK 10:36-37, RO 2:6, 13, JA 2:24 We are justified by
works, not by faith.
JN 3:16, RO 3:20-26, EP 2:8-9, GA 2:16 We are justified by faith,
not by works.

MT 8:5-12 The centurion himself approaches Jesus to ask to heal his
servant.
LK 7:2-10 The centurion sends elders to do the asking.

MT 8:16, LK 4:40 Jesus healed all that were sick.
MK 1:32-34 Jesus healed many (but not all).

MT 8:28-33 Two demoniacs are healed in the Gadarene swine incident.
MK 5:2-16, LK 8:26-36 One demoniac is healed in this incident.

MT 9:18 The ruler's daughter was already dead when Jesus raised
her.
LK 8:42 She was dying, but not dead.

MT 10:1-8 Jesus gives his disciples the power to exorcise and
heal...
MT 17:14-16 (Yet) the disciples are unable to do so.

MT 10:2, MK 3:16-19 The twelve apostles (disciples) were: Simon
(Peter), Andrew his brother, James the son of Zebedee, John his
brother, Philip, Bartholemew, Thomas, Matthew the tax collector,
James the son of Alphaeus, Thaddaeus (Labbaeus), Simon, and Judas
Iscariot.
LK 6:13-16 The above except that Thaddaeus (Labbaeus) is excluded,
and Judas the son of James is added (and Judas Iscariot remains).
AC 1:13, 26 Same as MT and MK except that, like LK, Thaddaeus
(Labbaeus) is excluded, Judas the son of James is included, and
Mathias is chosen by the others to replace Judas Iscariot.

MT 10:2, 5-6 Peter was to be an apostle to the Jews and not go near
the Gentiles.
AC 15:7 He was an apostle to the Gentiles.

MT 10:10 Do not take sandals (shoes) or staves.
MK 6:8-9 Take sandals (shoes) and staves.

MT 10:34, LK 12:49-53 Jesus has come to bring a sword, fire, and
division--not peace.
JN 16:33 Jesus says: "In me you have peace."

MT 10:22, 24:13, MK 13:13 He that endures to the end will be saved.
MK 16:16 He that believes and is baptized will be saved.
JN 3:5 Only he that is born of water and Spirit will be saved.
AC 16:31 He that believes on the Lord Jesus will be saved.
AC 2:21 He that calls upon the name of the Lord will be saved.
RO 10:9 He who confesses with his mouth "Jesus is Lord" and
believes in his heart that God raised him from the dead will be
saved.
1JN 4:7 He who loves is born of God (and presumably will be saved.)

MT 10:28, LK 12:4 Jesus says not to fear men. (Fear God only.)
MT 12:15-16, JN 7:1-10, 8:59, 10:39, 11:53-54 Jesus hid, escaped,
went secretly, etc.

MT 11:7-15, 17:12-13 Jesus says that John the Baptist was a
prophet, and more.
JN 1:21 John himself says that he is not a prophet, nor is he
Elijah.

MT 11:25, MK 4:11-12 Jesus thanks God for hiding some things from
the wise while revealing them to "babes." He says that he uses
parables so that the meaning of some of his teachings will remain
hidden to at least some persons, and specifically so that they will
not turn and be forgiven.
MK 4:22 Jesus says that all things should be made known.MT 11:29
Jesus says that he is gentle (meek) and humble (lowly).
JN 2:15 Jesus makes a whip of cords, drives the money changers from
the Temple, overturns their tables, and pours out their coins.
(Note: The presence of the money changers in the outer court of
the Temple had been authorized by the Temple authorities and was,
in fact, a necessity since the Jews would not accept Roman coin for
the purchase of sacrifices.)

MT 12:5 Jesus says that the law (the OT) states that the priests
profane the Sabbath but are blameless.
(No such statement is found in the OT.)

MT 12:30 Jesus says that those who are not with him are against
him.
MK 9:40 Jesus says that those who are not against him are for him.
(Note: This puts those who are indifferent or undecided in the
"for him" category in the first instance and in the "against him"
category in the second instance.)

MT 12:39, MK 8:12, LK 11:29 Jesus says that he will give no "sign."
JN 3:2, 20:30, AC 2:22 Jesus proceeds to give many such "signs."

MT 13:34, MK 4:34 Jesus addresses the crowds only in parables, so
that they would not fully understand. He explains the meaning only
to his disciples.
JN 1:1 - 21:25 (Throughout the book of John, unlike the other
Gospels, Jesus addresses the crowds in a very straightforward
manner. He does not employ parables.)

MT 13:58, MK 6:5 In spite of his faith, Jesus is not able to
perform mighty miracles.
MT 17:20, 19:26, MK 9:23, 10:27, LK 17:6, 18:27 Jesus says that
anything is possible to him who believes if he has the faith of a
grain of mustard seed. All things are possible with God. A mountain
can be commanded to move and it will move.

MT 5:37, 15:19, MK 7:22, JN 8:14, 44, 14:6, 18:37 Jesus says that
you should answer a plain "yes" or "no," that his purpose is to
bear witness to the truth, and that his testimony is true. He
equates lying with evil.
JN 7:2-10 Jesus tells his brothers that he is not going to
Jerusalem for the Feast of the Tabernacles, then later goes
secretly by himself.
(Note: The words "not yet" were added to some versions at JN 7:8
in order to alleviate this problem. The context at JN 7:10 makes
the deception clear, however.)

MT 16:6, 11 Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Sadducees.
MK 8:15 Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Herod.

MT 16:18 Jesus founds his church on Peter and will give him the
keys of the kingdom.
MT 16:23 Jesus calls Peter [a] "Satan" and "a hindrance," and
accuses him of being on the side of men rather than that of God.MT
16:18 Jesus founds his church on Peter and will give him the keys
of the kingdom.
AC 15:1-21 James presides over the first Council of Jerusalem and
formulates the decree regarding the accepting of Gentiles which is
sent to the other churches.
(Note: Tradition has it that James was appointed as the first
Bishop or Pope, not Peter.)

MT 17:1-2 The Transfiguration occurs six days after Jesus foretells
his suffering.
LK 9:28-29 It takes place about eight days afterwards.

MT 20 :20-21 The mother of James and John asks Jesus a favor for
her sons.
MK 10:35-37 They ask for themselves.

MT 20:23, MK 10:40 Jesus responds that it is not his to give.
MT 28:18, JN 3:35 All authority has been given to Jesus.

MT 20:29-34 Jesus heals two blind men on the way to Jericho.
MK 10:46-52 He heals one blind man.

MT 21:1-17 The sequence was: triumphal entry, cleansing of the
temple, Bethany.
MK 11:1-19 Triumphal entry, cleansing of the temple.
LK 19:28-48 Triumphal entry, cleansing of the temple, daily
teaching in the temple.
JN 12:1-18 Cleansing of the temple (early in his career), Supper
with Lazarus, triumphal entry, no cleansing of the temple following
the triumphal entry.

MT 21:2-6, MK 11:2-7, LK 19:30-35 The disciples follow Jesus
instructions and bring him the animal (or animals, in the case of
MT).
JN 12:14 Jesus finds the animal himself.

MT 21:7 Jesus rides two animals during his triumphal entry.
MK 11:7, LK 19:35, JN 12:14 Only one animal is involved.

MT 21:12-13 The cleansing of the temple occurs at the end of Jesus'
career.
JN 2:13-16 It occurs near the beginning of his career.

MT 21:19-20 The fig tree withers immediately after being cursed by
Jesus. The disciples notice and are amazed.
MK 11:13-14, 20-21 The disciples first notice that the tree has
withered the day following.

MT 23:35 Jesus says that Zacharias (Zechariah) was the son of
Barachias (Barachiah).
2CH 24:20 Zacharias was actually the son of Jehoida, the priest.
(Note: The name Barachias, or Barachiah, does not appear in the
O.T.)

MT 24:29-33, MK 13:24-29 The coming of the kingdom will be
accompanied by signs and miracles.
LK 17:20-21 It will not be accompanied by signs and miracles. It is
already within.

MT 25:34 Heaven was prepared before the Ascension of Jesus.
JN 14:2-3 It was prepared after the Ascension of Jesus.

MT 26:6-13, MK 14:3 The anointing of Jeus takes place in Bethany at
the house of Simon the leper.
LK 7:36-38 It takes place at the house of a Pharisee in Galilee.

MT 26:7, MK 14:3 The oil is poured on Jesus' head.
LK 7:38, JN 12:3 On his feet.

MT 26:7, MK 14:3, LK 7:37 An unnamed woman does the anointing.
JN 12:3 It is Mary.

MT 28:6-8 The women ran from the tomb "with great joy."
JN 20:1-2 Mary told Peter and the other disciple that the body had
been stolen. (Would she feel "great joy" if she thought the body
had been stolen?)

MT 26:8 The disciples reproach her.
MK 14:4 "Some" reproach her.
JN 12:4-5 Judas Iscariot reproaches her.

MT 26:14-25, MK 14:10-11, LK 22:3-23 Judas made his bargain with
the chief priests before the meal.
JN 13:21-30 After the meal.

MT 26:20-29, MK 14:17-28, JN 13:21-30 Jesus forecasts his betrayal
prior to the communion portion of the supper.
LK 22:14-23 After the communion portion.

MT 26:26-29, MK 14:22-25 The order of the communion was: bread,
then wine.
LK 22:17-20 It was: wine, then bread.

MT 26:34, LK 22:34, JN 13:38 Peter was to deny Jesus before the
cock crowed.
MK 14:30 Before the cock crowed twice.
MK 14:66-72 The cock crows after both the first and second denials.
(Note: These discrepancies have been "translated out" in some
Bible versions.)

MT 26:40-45, MK 14:37-41 The disciples fall asleep three times.
LK 22:45 One time.

MT 26:49-50, MK 14:44-46 Jesus is betrayed by Judas with a kiss,
then seized.
LK 22:47-48 Jesus anticipates Judas' kiss. No actual kiss is
mentioned.
JN 18:2-9 Jesus voluntarily steps forward to identify himself
making it completely unnecessary for Judas to point him out. No
kiss is mentioned.

MT 26:51, MK 14:47, JN 18:10 The ear of a slave is cut off and left
that way.
LK 22:50-51 The severed ear is miraculously healed by Jesus.MT
26:52 Dispose of swords. All who take the sword will perish by it.
LK 22:36-38 Buy swords.

MT 26:57, MK 14:53, LK 22:54 After his arrest Jesus is first taken
to Caiphas, the high priest.
JN 18:13-24 First to Annas, the son-in-law of Caiphas, then to
Caiphas.

MT 26:18-20, 57-68, 27:1-2, MK 14:16-18, 53-72, 15:1 Jesus' initial
hearing was at night on Passover. In the morning he was taken to
Pilate.
LK 22:13-15, 54-66 The initial hearing took place in the morning on
Passover.
JN 18:28, 19:14 It took place the day before Passover, on the Day
of Preparation.

MT 26:59-66, MK 14:55-64 Jesus was tried by the entire Sanhedrin
(the chief priests and the whole council).
LK 22:66-71 There was no trial but merely an inquiry held by the
Sanhedrin.
JN 18:13-24 There was no appearance before the Sanhedrin, only the
private hearings before Annas and then Caiphas.

MT 26:63, LK 22:70 The high priest asks Jesus if he is the Son of
God.
MK 14:61 He asks Jesus if he is the Son of the Blessed.

MT 26:64, LK 22:70 Jesus answers: "You have said so," or words to
this effect.
MK 14:62 He answers directly: "I am."

MT 26:69-70 Peter makes his first denial to a maid and "them all."
MK 14:66-68, LK 22:56-57, JN 18:17 It was to one maid only.

MT 26:71-72 Peter's second denial is to still another maid.
MK 14:69-70 (Apparently) to the same maid.
LK 22:58 To a man, not a maid.
JN 18:25 To more than one, "they."

MT 26:73-74, MK 14:70-71 Peter's third denial is to bystanders (two
or more).
LK 22:59-60 To "another" (one).
JN 18:26-27 To one of the servants.

MT 26:74 The cock crowed once.
MK 14:72 The cock crowed twice.

MT 27:3-7 The chief priests bought the field.
AC 1:16-19 Judas bought the field.

MT 27:5 Judas threw down the pieces of silver, then departed.
AC 1:18 He used the coins to buy the field.MT 27:5 Judas hanged
himself.
AC 1:18 He fell headlong, burst open, and his bowels gushed out.

MT 27:11, MK 15:2, LK 23:3 When asked if he is King of the Jews,
Jesus answers: "You have said so," (or "Thou sayest").
JN 18:33-34 He answers: "Do you say this of your own accord?"

MT 27:11-14 Jesus answers not a single charge at his hearing before
Pilate.
JN 18:33-37 Jesus answers all charges at his hearing before Pilate.

MT 27:20 The chief priests and elders are responsible for
persuading the people to ask for the release of Barabbas.
MK 15:11 Only the chief priests are responsible.
LK 23:18-23 The people ask, apparently having decided for
themselves.

MT 27:28 Jesus is given a scarlet robe (a sign of infamy).
MK 15:17, JN 19:2 A purple robe (a sign of royalty).

MT 27:32, MK 15:21, LK 23:26 Simon of Cyrene carries Jesus' cross.
JN 19:17 Jesus carries his own cross with no help from anyone.

MT 27:37 The inscription on the cross read: "This is Jesus the King
of the Jews."
MK 15:26 "The King of the Jews."
LK 23:38 "This is the King of the Jews."
JN 19:19 "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews."

MT 27:44 Both of those who are crucified with Jesus taunt him.
LK 23:39-42 Only one taunts Jesus, and he is rebuked by the other
for doing so.

MT 27:46 Jesus asks God, the Father, why he has been forsaken.
JN 10:30 Jesus says that he and the Father are one.

MT 27:46-50, MK 15:34-37 Jesus' last recorded words are: "My God,
my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
LK 23:46 "Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit."
JN 19:30 "It is finished."
(Note: Even though both MT and MK represent direct quotes and are
translated similarly, the actual Greek words used for God are
different. MT uses "Eli" and MK uses "Eloi."

MT 27:48, LK 23:36, JN 19:29 Jesus was offered vinegar to drink.
MK 15:23 It was wine and myrrh, and he did not drink it.
JN 19:29-30 Whatever it was, he did drink it.

MT 27:54 The centurion says: "Truly this was the son of God."
MK 15:39 He says: "Truly this man was the son of God!"
LK 23:47 He says: "Truly this man was innocent" (or "righteous").

MT 27:55, MK 15:40, LK 23:49 The women looked on from afar.
JN 19:25-26 They were near enough that Jesus could speak to his
mother.

MT 27:62-66 A guard was placed at the tomb (the day following the
burial).
MK 15:42-16:8, LK 23:50-56, JN 19:38-42 (No guard is mentioned.
This is important since rumor had it that Jesus' body was stolen
and the Resurrection feigned.)
MK 16:1-3, LK 24:1 (There could not have been a guard, as far as
the women were concerned, since they were planning to enter the
tomb with spices. Though the women were aware of the stone, they
were obviously unaware of a guard.)

MT 24:9 Even some of the disciples of Jesus will be killed.
JN 8:51 If anyone keeps Jesus' words, he will never see death.
HE 9:27 [All] men die once, then judgement follows.

MT 28:1 The first visitors to the tomb were Mary Magdalene and the
other Mary (two).
MK 16:1 Both of the above plus Salome (three).
LK 23:55 - 24:1, 24:10 Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of
James, and "other women" (at least five).
JN 20:1 Mary Magdalene only (one).

MT 28:1 It was toward dawn when they arrived.
MK 16:2 It was after sunrise.
LK 24:1 It was at early dawn.
JN 20:1 It was still dark.

MT 28:1-2 The stone was still in place when they arrived. It was
rolled away later.
MK 16:4, LK 24:2, JN 20:1 The stone had already been rolled (or
taken) away.

MT 28:2 An angel arrived during an earthquake, rolled back the
stone, then sat on it (outside the tomb).
MK 16:5 No earthquake, only one young man sitting inside the tomb.
LK 24:2-4 No earthquake. Two men suddenly appear standing inside
the tomb.
JN 20:12 No earthquake. Two angels are sitting inside the tomb.

MT 28:8 The visitors ran to tell the disciples.
MK 16:8 They said nothing to anyone.
LK 24:9 They told the eleven and all the rest.
JN 20:10-11 The disciples returned home. Mary remained outside,
weeping.

MT 28:8-9 Jesus' first Resurrection appearance was fairly near the
tomb.
LK 24:13-15 It was in the vicinity of Emmaus (seven miles from
Jerusalem).
JN 20:13-14 It was right at the tomb.

MT 28:9 On his first appearance to them, Jesus lets Mary Magdalene
and the other Mary hold him by his feet.
JN 20:17 On his first appearance to Mary, Jesus forbids her to
touch him since he has not yet ascended to the Father.
JN 20:27 A week later, although he has not yet ascended to the
Father, Jesus tells Thomas to touch him.

MT 28:7-10, MT 28:16 Although some doubted, the initial reaction of
those that heard the story was one of belief since they followed
the revealed instructions.
MK 16:11, LK 24:11 The initial reaction was one of disbelief. All
doubted.

MT 28:1-18 The order of Resurrection appearances was: Mary
Magdalene and the other Mary, then the eleven.
MK 16:9-14 It was Mary Magdalene, then two others, then the eleven.
LK 24:15-36 It was two, then Simon (Peter?), then the eleven.
JN 20:14 - 21:1 It was Mary Magdalene, then the disciples without
Thomas, then the disciples with Thomas, then the eleven disciples
again.
1CO 15:5-8 It was Cephas (Peter?), then the "twelve" (which twelve,
Judas was dead?), then 500+ brethren (although AC 1:15 says there
were only about 120), then James, then all the Apostles, then Paul.

MT 28:19 Jesus instructs his disciples to baptize.
1CO 1:17 Although he considers himself a disciple of Jesus, Paul
says that he has not been sent to baptize.

MK 1:2 Jesus quotes a statement that he says appears in Isaiah.
(No such statement appears in Isaiah.)

MK 1:14 Jesus began his ministry after the arrest of John the
Baptist.
JN 3:22-24 Before the arrest of John the Baptist.

MK 1:23-24 A demon cries out that Jesus is the Holy One of God.
1JN 4:1-2 Everyone who confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the
flesh is of God. (Note: This would mean that the demon is of God.)

MK 3:29 Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is an unforgivable sin.
AC 13:39, CN 2:13, 1JN 1:9 All sins are forgivable.

MK 4:11-12, 11:25 Jesus says that he uses parables so that the
meaning of some of his teachings will remain secret to at least some
persons. He explains the meanings of the parables only to his
disciples. He thanks God for hiding some things from the wise while
revealing them to "babes."
JN 18:20 Jesus says that he always taught openly, never secretly.

MK 6:16 Herod was the source of the belief that John had been
raised from the dead.
LK 9:7 Others were the source. Herod was perplexed by the belief.

MK 6:52 The people were so unimpressed with "the Feeding of the
Multitude" that they did not even understand the event.
JN 6:14-15 They were so impressed that they tried to force Jesus to
be their king.

MK 6:53 After the feeding of the 5000, Jesus and the disciples went
to Gennesaret.
JN 6:17-25 They went to Capernaum.

MK 10:19 Jesus lists "defraud not" as one of the commandments.
(EX 20:3-17 There is no such commandment in the Ten Commandments or
elsewhere in the OT.)

MK 15:25 It was the third hour when Jesus was crucified.
JN 19:14-15 It was after the sixth hour since Jesus was still before
Pilate and had not yet been sentenced at that time.

MK 16:1-2 The women came to the tomb to anoint the body.
JN 19:39-40 The body had already been anointed and wrapped in linen
cloth.

MK 16:5, LK 24:3 The women actually entered the tomb.
JN 20:1-2, 11 They did not.

MK 16:14-19 The Ascension took place (presumably from a room) while
the disciples were together seated at a table, probably in or near
Jerusalem.
LK 24:50-51 It took place outdoors, after supper, at Bethany (near
Jerusalem).
AC 1:9-12 It took place outdoors, after 40+ days, at Mt. Olivet.
(MT 28:16-20 No mention is made of an ascension, but if it took
place at all, it must have been from a mountain in Galilee since MT
ends there.)

LK 1:15 John the Baptist had the Holy Spirit from before his birth
or the birth of Jesus.
LK 1:41 Elizabeth had it long before Jesus went away.
LK 1:67 So did Zechariah.
LK 2:25 So did Simeon.
LK 11:13 It is obtained by prayer (presumably at any time).
JN 7:39, JN 16:7, AC 1:3-5 The Holy Spirit cannot come into the
world until after Jesus has departed.

LK 8:12 The Devil causes unbelief.
MK 4:11-12 Jesus is responsible for unbelief in at least some cases.
2TH 2:11-12 God is ultimately responsible for unbelief in at least
some cases.

LK 14:26 No one can be a disciple of Jesus unless he hates his
parents, wife, children, brothers and sisters.
1JN 3:15 Whoever hates his brother is a murderer.
1JN 4:20 If anyone claims to love God but hates his brother, he is
a liar.

LK 18:9-14 Do not boast of your virtue.
RO 11:20, 1PE 5:5 Do not be proud.
RO 15:17, 2CO 1:12, HE 3:6, 2CO 2:14, 5:12, 11:17 Paul boasts of
his faith and says that one should be proud of it.

LK 22:3-23 Satan entered Judas before the supper.
JN 13:27 It was during the supper.

LK 23:43 Jesus promises one of those crucified with him that they
will be together, that very day, in Paradise.
JN 20:17, AC 1:3 Jesus was not raised until the third day and did
not ascend until at least forty days later.

LK 23:55-56 The women followed Joseph to the tomb, saw how the body
had been laid, then went to prepare spices with which to annoint
the body.
JN 19:39-40 Joseph brought spices with him (75 or a 100 lbs.) and
annointed the body (as the women should have noticed).

JN 1:1, 10:30 Jesus and God are one.
JN 14:28 God is greater than Jesus.

JN 1:1 Jesus was God incarnate.
AC 2:22 Jesus was a man approved by God.

JN 3:17, 8:15, 12:47 Jesus does not judge.
JN 5:22, 5:27-30, 9:39, AC 10:42, 2CO 5:10 Jesus does judge.

JN 5:22 God does not judge.
RO 2:2-5, 3:19, 2TH 1:5, 1PE 1:17 God does judge.

JN 5:24 Believers do not come into judgement.
MT 12:36, RO 5:18, 2CO 5:10, HE 9:27, 1PE 1:17, JU 1:14-15, RE
20:12-13 All persons (including believers) come into judgement.

JN 5:31 Jesus says that if he bears witness to himself, his
testimony is not true.
JN 8:14 Jesus says that even if he bears witness to himself, his
testimony is true.

JN 5:38-47 Men have a choice as to whether or not to receive Jesus.
JN 6:44 No one can come to Jesus unless he is drawn by the
Father.

JN 7:38 Jesus quotes a statement that he says appears in scripture
(i.e., the OT).
(No such statement is found in the OT.)

JN 10:27-29 None of Jesus' followers will be lost.
1TI 4:1 Some of them will be lost.

JN 10:30 Jesus and the Father are one, (i.e., equal).
JN 14:28 The Father is greater than Jesus.

JN 12:31 The Devil is the ruler (or "prince") of this world.
1CO 10:26, RE 1:5 Jesus is the ruler of kings--the earth is his.

JN 12:32 Jesus implies that all persons will be saved.
1TI 2:3-4, 2PE 3:9 God wants all to be saved.
JN 12:40, AC 2:21, 2:39, RO 9:27, 10:13 Some will not be saved.
RE 14:1-4 Heaven will be inhabited by 144,000 virgin men (only).

JN 13:36 Peter asks Jesus where he is going.
JN 14:5 Thomas does the same.
JN 16:5 Jesus says that none of them have asked him where he is
going.

JN 17:12 Jesus has lost none of his disciples other than Judas.
JN 18:9 Jesus has lost none, period.

JN 17:12 Mentions a "son of perdition" as appearing in scripture
(meaning the OT).
(Note: There is no "son of perdition" mentioned in the OT.)

JN 18:37 Jesus came into the world to bear witness to the truth.
RO 1:18-20 The truth has always been evident.

JN 20:9 Jesus quotes a statement that he says appears in scripture
(meaning the OT).
(No such statement is found in the OT.)

JN 20:22 In his first resurrection appearance before the assembled
disciples, Jesus gives them the Holy Spirit.
AC 1:3-5, AC 2:1-4 The Holy Spirit was received much later (on
Pentecost.)

JN 21:25 The world probably could not contain the books if all that
Jesus did were to be recorded.
AC 1:1 The author of Acts has already written about all that Jesus
began to do.

AC 5:19, 12:6-11 The disciples take part in a jailbreak made
possible by an angel.
AC 5:40-42 The disciples disobey the Council and continue to teach
and preach Jesus.
RO 13:1-4, 1PE 2:13-15 Obey the laws of men (i.e., government). It
is the will of God.

AC 5:29 Obey God, not men.
RO 13:1-4, 1PE 2:13-15 Obey the laws of men (i.e., government). It
is the will of God.

AC 9:7 Those present at Paul's conversion heard the voice but saw
no one.
AC 22:9 They saw a light but did not hear a voice.

AC 9:7 Those present at Paul's conversion stood.
AC 26:14 They fell to the ground.

AC 9:19-28 Shortly after his conversion, Paul went to Damascus,
then Jerusalem where he was introduced to the Apostles by Barnabas,
and there spent some time with them (going in and out among them).
GA 1:15-20 He made the trip three years later, then saw only Peter
and James.

AC 9:23 The governor attempted to seize Paul.
2CO 11:32 It was the Jews who tried to seize Paul.

AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.
RO 9:11-13 God hated Esau and loved Jacob even before their birth.

AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.
RO 9:18 God has mercy on whoever he chooses, etc.

AC 16:6 The Holy Spirit forbids preaching in Asia.
AC 19:8-10 Paul preaches in Asia anyway.

AC 20:35 Quotes Jesus as having said: "It is more blessed to give
than to receive."
(No such statement of Jesus is found elsewhere in the Bible.)

RO 2:12 All who have sinned without the law will perish without the
law.
RO 4:15 Where there is no law there is no transgression (sin).

RO 2:13 Doers of the law will be justified.
RO 3:20, GA 3:11 They will not be justified.

RO 2:15 The law is written on the heart. Conscience teaches right
from wrong.
1JN 2:27 Anointing by Jesus teaches right from wrong.

RO 4:9 Faith was reckoned to Abraham as righteousness.
JA 2:21 Abraham was justified by works (which made his faith
perfect).

RO 10:11 (An alleged OT quote.)
(This statement is not found in the OT.)

RO 14:21 It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor
anything that might cause your brother to stumble or be offended.
CN 2:16 Let no one pass judgement on you in matters of food and
drink.

1CO 7:8-9 Widows should not marry (although it is better to marry
than burn).
1TI 5:14 Young widows should marry, bear children, rule the
household, etc..

1CO 8:4 There is only one God.
2CO 4:4 Satan is God of this world (therefore there are at least
two gods).

1CO 10:33 Paul says that he tries to please men (so they might be
saved).
GA 1:10 Paul says he would not be a servant of Christ if he tried
to please men.

2CO 12:16 Paul says that he does use trickery.
1TH 2:3 Paul says that he does not use trickery.

GA 6:2 Bear one anothers burdens.
GA 6:5 Bear your own burden.

1TH 2:2 God gave Paul the courage to continue his work.
1TH 2:17-18 Satan hindered Paul.
(Note: Who is stronger, Satan or God?)

1TI 1:15 Paul says that he is the foremost of sinners.
1JN 3:8-10 He who commits sin is of the Devil. Children of God do
not sin.

1TI 6:20, 2TI 2:14-16, 3:1-7 Do not argue with an unbeliever.
2JN 1:10-11 Anyone who even greets an unbeliever shares his wicked
work.
1PE 3:15 Always be ready to answer any man concerning your faith.

JA 4:5 Quotes an alleged scripture (OT) verse.
(This statement is not found in the OT.)

RE 8:7 All of the grass on earth is burned up, and then ...
REV 9:4 An army of locusts, which is about to be turned loose on
the earth, is instructed not to harm the grass.

Monday, January 5, 2009

What is your theology quiz

Just tried this this quiz which tests your theology. The results are interesting:

Roman Catholic

75%
Classical Liberal

75%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

64%
Modern Liberal

61%
Emergent/Postmodern

57%
Reformed Evangelical

50%
Charismatic/Pentecostal

46%
Neo orthodox

39%
Fundamentalist

0%

This sounds about right. I also tried to answer how I would have come out 15 years ago (when I believed) and the results weren't really that different.

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

75%
Modern Liberal

75%
Emergent/Postmodern

64%
Roman Catholic

64%
Classical Liberal

61%
Reformed Evangelical

54%
Neo orthodox

50%
Charismatic/Pentecostal

46%
Fundamentalist

21%



I guess the main thing I keep discovering is I probably should have tried being a Methodist. Anyway, if anyone else wants to take it I'd love to know how you score.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Six Degrees

I've been seeing quite a bit of discussion on the issue of the dangers of climate change, so I thought I would throw my $.02 on the topic. I've been reading articles about carbon emission and climate change.... and the conventional wisdom seems about right. It is hard to know for sure how much C02 is required to get various levels of temperature change but most of the models seem sensible.

The next issue is what is the effect of that climate change. Mark Lynas' Six Degrees is an attempt to put together a series of "what if" scenarios regarding temperature change. The book is scientific but heavily biased towards disaster. This is unfortunate because the book is really unique in trying to put together a good picture of what long term climate change means and address issues of positive feedback. Positive feedback is one of the great dangers. An example is as the earth warms there is less ice which reduces the reflectivity of the earth which increases the tempature even further. But there are also additional sources of carbon that are released as the earth heats, many environmentalists are of the opinion that we can see cycles like:
3 degrees of warming causes the amazon to dry
The Amazon trees aren't designed to be dry so this causes massive forest fire, i.e. the forest burns to be replaced by different vegitation
That releases so much carbon that we hit 4 degrees.
At 4 degrees of warming the carbon under the permafrost is released which casues 5 degrees of warming
At 5 degrees of warming the ocean bottom warms and we get releases of hydrocarbons stored at the bottom of the ocean which gets us 6 degrees of warming

That is they believe there are no equilibrium points close to our current temperature. Lyons does a nice job of explaining these sorts of positive feedbacks and documenting them. He introduces one to the literature on environmental impact quite well.

Where I think he fails, is that he is generally pessmistic well beyond what is called for. For example he frequently talks about drought leading to crop loss, when describing changes in waterflow that humans have dealt with successfully for 6000 years. In a world with much more rain, more moderate tempatures and excellerated plant growth due to excess carbon he tries to make a case for famine and it implausible.

A perfect example of this is his description of why plants can't migrate north fast enough, not counting the fact that humans can move plants north, particularly crops as fast they need.

So I can recommend the book because it seems to be the best overview of the literature it feeds the very feeling many have that the environmentalist movement is screaming chicken. What we need is a version of six degrees which is written assuming aggressive adaption.